FSTVS, by ThIIIrd Person

FSTVS

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1.	FrankcoStanzawThegrieVanceS 04:20	lyrics
I'm seeing trees full of lights and I’m whiny It can’t be nice for the climate how they’re so shiny It’s in my DNA to be this way December 23 and Me can make it regal with the rhyming …Like here kings, I dropped this It’s not a Hannukah song it’s not for Kwanzaas It’s not a gospel, nobody brought myrrh I wrote a festivus banger let’s make it awkward Yo I’m Frank Costanza with the grievances Party people play the anthem when the season hits We ain’t distracted by the gleam and glitz Leave the tinsel home /metal pole’s all we need for this Ain’t nobody shopping for them greedy gifts Its more a dinner party vibe, bring ingredients Everybody deserves some space when they need to vent Air it out! Frank with the grievances…. So if your momma doesn’t tip (yo we’re airing that out) Your daddy thinks he can’t get sick (then we’re airing it out) Your brother’s wife is acting fake (so we’re airing it out) Your cousin’s hiding all the plates– yeah, let’s talk about Brad: We specifically told him no when he offered to help us with the dishes, but there he goes like all he’s caring about, Is his mission to recompose the pans and pots on the shelf But the pans are too damp for the shelf, that's why I'm airing them out. My cortisol stays turnt every day of the year Seeing people holding their hurt ‘stead of saying it clear They keep it bottled up inside to never anger their peers But then their own pain grows some self awareness and sprouts into embarrassment doubt branches to hatred and fear they claim to be 'cheerful' apparently their carols are shouts We sing a different type of jingle no mistaking it here It’s Frank and it’s fierce the fairness of a narrtive account that’s on conflict resolution! [Those were the stanzas with the grievances.] Party people play the anthem when the season hits We ain’t distracted by the gleam and glitz Leave the tinsel home metal pole’s all we need for this Gather round the table for some peas and bisque Scrap it out with strangers when the feats commence All of the rest of us belong where the season is If Festivus is wrong, player, plead the fifth Grandma brought a casserole? I eat that And then I offer actionable feedback It needed more salt, and that was your fault Every time you bring a starch? I bring snacks It’s in the spirit of the holiday A healthy family dynamic when people say just what they gotta say, Til everybody turn to wrestlers We air it out and let it breathe like stockings it’s fucking festive If that’s a crime, better plead the fifth… By the way, I think your wreath is shit. I can swing with the same chops that I feed you with Air you out next to these motherfucking grievances Unh I’m Frank Costanza with the grievances Everybody play the anthem when the season hits Skip the freaking tinsel once, let the trees exist leave the shits alone metal pole’s all we need for this I think it’s time to wrestle We air it out and let it breathe like stockings it’s fucking festive It’s almost kinda swampy That’s why it’s called feats of strength: You leave rank(ed) like strong feet
2.	FrankcoStanzawThegrieVanceS (Instrumental) 04:20	info

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I made a party anthem for Festivus. RIP Jerry Stiller, one of the all time Heavyweights of my comedic upbringing. Album art updated 12/05/23

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released December 5, 2023

shouts out to molly mcphaul for the guitar loop. follow @mollymcphaul on tik tok.

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hiii! thanks for supporting indie art. i'm also on all major streaming platforms and you can see me live and in video on tiktok, youtube, and twitch. find all my links at linktr.ee/thiiirdperson. cheers!