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NiNETYNiNETiMES

by ThIIIrd Person

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My friend’s stealing ten dollar items from Target he’s keeping a tally til 99 times cause target is keeping its very own tally when he hits a felony they’ll pop him with crimes but 99 x $10 is $990 he won’t reach $1000 if inflation stays put i think he’s a genius he’s getting so many eggs two dozen eggs that he leaves with on foot my friend my “friend” my friend’s taking half hour dumps at her workplace “IBS”, she’s saying, so maybe it’s not like maybe it’s slow and her boss is a jerkface the stall could be the calmest and quietest spot and 99 times a half hour is part-time they don’t even miss the paycheck she reclaims i think she’s a genius, she’s shitting so many eggs two dozen eggs that her crack’s rearranged my friend my “friend” my friend’s getting paid to prevent against losses they’re watching for shrink at the front of the store but nobody’s tracking the theft by the bosses my friend has a subtle way to settle the score cause ninety nine times of a hundred it’s groceries they’re slow on the joystick so it’s just out of frame i think they’re a genius they’re missing so many eggs two thousand fed and there’s no one to blame but my friend my “friend” my friends have to work and that’s really not funny we’re keeping a tally that grows across time cause money is tightening and eating costs money when there’s an inflection point we’ll probably rise cause we give ‘em gold and they hit us with goose eggs try goosing a goose and you fuck with a flock my friends know some salters they’ve seasoned so many eggs eggs upon eggs til we punch out their clock my friends! my friends!
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NiNETYNiNETiMES (the song about eggs) My friend’s stealing ten dollar items from Target he’s keeping a tally til 99 times cause target is keeping its very own tally when he hits a felony they’ll pop him with crimes but 99 x $10 is $990 he won’t reach $1000 if inflation stays put i think he’s a genius he’s getting so many eggs two dozen eggs that he leaves with on foot my friend my... “friend” my friend’s taking half hour dumps at her workplace “IBS”, she’s saying, so maybe it’s not like maybe it’s slow and her boss is a jerkface the stall could be the calmest and quietest spot and 99 times a half hour is part-time they don’t even miss the paycheck she reclaims i think she’s a genius, she’s shitting so many eggs two dozen eggs that her crack’s rearranged my friend my... “friend” my friends have to work and that’s really not funny we’re keeping a tally that grows across time cause money is tightening and eating costs money when there’s an inflection point we’ll probably rise cause we give ‘em gold and they hit us with goose eggs try goosing a goose and you fuck with a flock my friends know some salters they’ve seasoned so many eggs eggs upon eggs til we punch out their clock my friends! my friends! my friends! com...rades! heehee

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(the song about eggs). Updated 3/19/23 with a brand new thiiird verse!

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released March 19, 2023

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ThIIIrd Person Michigan

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sharing the stuff that gets stuck in my head. i hope it makes you feel how it makes me feel.

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