Must Be Elon, by ThIIIrd Person

Must Be Elon

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1.	Must Be Elon 03:47	lyrics	buy track
Hey there, children of various genders and holiday traditions! (Hey!) Do you know Santa Claus? (Uh huh!) Well this here's a song about... (about what?) ...kind of the opposite of Santa Claus. Who has a vibe that is gross and bad? Elon has a vibe that is gross and bad! Who’s got an app but he can’t sell ads? Elon’s got an app but he can’t sell ads! Can’t sell ads! Gross and bad! Must be Elon, must be Elon Must be Elon, Elon Musk Who doubles down like he won’t grow up? Elon doubles down like he won’t grow up! Who makes cars and his cars blow up? Elon makes cars and his cars blow up! Won’t grow up! Cars blow up! Can’t sell ads! Gross and bad! Must be Elon, must be Elon Must be Elon, Elon Musk Who seems to be an apartheid fash? Elon seems to be an apartheid fash! Who flies rockets that rain down trash? Elon flies rockets that rain down trash! Apartheid fash! Rains down trash! Won’t grow up! Cars blow up! Can’t sell ads! Gross and bad! Must be Elon, must be Elon Must be Elon, Elon Musk Who made an unsafe fucked up truck? Elon made an unsafe fucked up truck! Who made a pretty fun website suck? Elon made a pretty fun website suck! Fucked up truck! Website sucks! Apartheid fash! Rains down trash! Won’t grow up! Cars blow up! Can’t sell ads! Gross and bad! Must be Elon, must be Elon Must be Elon, Elon Musk Whose favorite sex bribe is a horse? Elon’s favorite sex bribe is a horse! Who acts out cause he’s so divorced? Elon acts out cause he’s so divorced! Sex bribe horse! So divorced! Fucked up truck! Website sucks! Apartheid fash! Rains down trash! Won’t grow up! Cars blow up! Can’t sell ads! Gross and bad! Must be Elon, must be Elon Must be Elon, Elon Musk Who can’t meme so he overbids? Elon can’t meme so he overbids! Who loves eugenics but avoids his kids? Elon loves eugenics but avoids his kids! Overbids! Avoids his kids! Sex bribe horse! So divorced! Fucked up truck! Website sucks! Apartheid fash! Rains down trash! Won’t grow up! Cars blow up! Can’t sell ads! Gross and bad! Must be Elon, must be Elon Must be Elon, Elon Musk! Now, jolly old Saint Nick has never Banned anyone for trying to locate his aircraft! But Elon has. He=s- he's a bad guy. He's not a good... He doesn't seem to be a good person at all. Like to see a lot less of him in the future.
2.	Must Be Elon (Instrumental) 03:47		buy track

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released December 16, 2023

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