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Pizza Hoagie Omakase
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Chefs make the call yall do what the call say
hit the highway if you don’t want it our way
the kitchen don’t miss and we going all day
welcome to the pizza hoagie omakase
Barista let you choose is it tall or grande
Barber let you add a towel on a hot shave
But if you’re feeling picky then you’re in the wrong place
we bout to do a pizza hoagie omakase
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You don’t want a hero, You don’t want a sub
You don’t want a grinder, and one is not enough
You need a multicourse meal of hoagies lined up
You need to see some wood-fired pizza pies fired up
But you don’t need to tell the worker how to do the work
You are not the order giver, they are not the clerk
They’re in the captain seat, let them be the James Kirk
Cause in their Hoagie Room tastebuds go berzerk
And don’t come around if you can’t have gluten
It’s no substitution, they give the final ruling
The kitchen takes a no like Vladimir Putin
You best pepare your body to be shartin and tootin
But if you don’t have allergies or follow certain faiths
It’s bout to be a party when you cram this in your face
The best comfort food that you probably ever ate
A two hour meal, set a rez, don’t be late
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Chefs make the call yall do what the call say
hit the highway if you don’t want it our way
the kitchen don’t miss and we going all day
welcome to the pizza hoagie omakase
Barista let you choose is it tall or grande
Barber let you add a towel on a hot shave
But if you’re feeling picky then you’re in the wrong place
we bout to do a pizza hoagie omakase
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If you want a really really nice sandwich
house-made bread filled with high class ish
Bring a group of six we’ll supply that sitch
The vibes laid back, the price Saks Fifth
Half a dozen mouths fed, half a thousand bucks
hoagies pizzas soft serve, we plan it out with love
And we got some cocktails, grab a round on us
but don’t ask for a menu we dont have em cause they suck!
Welcome to the hoagie room, six people max!
Also six minimum these are just the facts
The economics dictate six person tabs
and the room is barely big enough for six so that’s that
It takes three chefs to conceive of this meal
No limit to the flavor we achieve with this meal
And you will not tell us what you’ll receive in this meal
Sit your ass back, just believe in this meal
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Chefs make the call yall do what the call say
hit the highway if you don’t want it our way
the kitchen don’t miss and we going all day
welcome to the pizza hoagie omakase
Barista let you choose is it tall or grande
Barber let you add a towel on a hot shave
But if you’re feeling picky then you’re in the wrong place
we bout to do a pizza hoagie omakase
Chefs make the call yall do what the call say
hit the highway if you don’t want it our way
the kitchen don’t miss and we going all day
welcome to the pizza hoagie omakase
Barista let you choose is it tall or grande
Barber let you add a towel on a hot shave
But if you’re feeling picky then you’re in the wrong place
we bout to do a pizza hoagie omakase
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