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Pizza Hoagie Omakase

by ThIIIrd Person

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Chefs make the call yall do what the call say hit the highway if you don’t want it our way the kitchen don’t miss and we going all day welcome to the pizza hoagie omakase Barista let you choose is it tall or grande Barber let you add a towel on a hot shave But if you’re feeling picky then you’re in the wrong place we bout to do a pizza hoagie omakase —- You don’t want a hero, You don’t want a sub You don’t want a grinder, and one is not enough You need a multicourse meal of hoagies lined up You need to see some wood-fired pizza pies fired up But you don’t need to tell the worker how to do the work You are not the order giver, they are not the clerk They’re in the captain seat, let them be the James Kirk Cause in their Hoagie Room tastebuds go berzerk And don’t come around if you can’t have gluten It’s no substitution, they give the final ruling The kitchen takes a no like Vladimir Putin You best pepare your body to be shartin and tootin But if you don’t have allergies or follow certain faiths It’s bout to be a party when you cram this in your face The best comfort food that you probably ever ate A two hour meal, set a rez, don’t be late —- Chefs make the call yall do what the call say hit the highway if you don’t want it our way the kitchen don’t miss and we going all day welcome to the pizza hoagie omakase Barista let you choose is it tall or grande Barber let you add a towel on a hot shave But if you’re feeling picky then you’re in the wrong place we bout to do a pizza hoagie omakase —- If you want a really really nice sandwich house-made bread filled with high class ish Bring a group of six we’ll supply that sitch The vibes laid back, the price Saks Fifth Half a dozen mouths fed, half a thousand bucks hoagies pizzas soft serve, we plan it out with love And we got some cocktails, grab a round on us but don’t ask for a menu we dont have em cause they suck! Welcome to the hoagie room, six people max! Also six minimum these are just the facts The economics dictate six person tabs and the room is barely big enough for six so that’s that It takes three chefs to conceive of this meal No limit to the flavor we achieve with this meal And you will not tell us what you’ll receive in this meal Sit your ass back, just believe in this meal —- Chefs make the call yall do what the call say hit the highway if you don’t want it our way the kitchen don’t miss and we going all day welcome to the pizza hoagie omakase Barista let you choose is it tall or grande Barber let you add a towel on a hot shave But if you’re feeling picky then you’re in the wrong place we bout to do a pizza hoagie omakase Chefs make the call yall do what the call say hit the highway if you don’t want it our way the kitchen don’t miss and we going all day welcome to the pizza hoagie omakase Barista let you choose is it tall or grande Barber let you add a towel on a hot shave But if you’re feeling picky then you’re in the wrong place we bout to do a pizza hoagie omakase
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released December 9, 2023

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