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Must Be Elon

from Steal These Presents! by ThIIIrd Person

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Must be Elon

Who has a vibe that is gross and bad
Elon has a vibe that is gross and bad
Who’s got an app but he can’t sell ads
Elon’s got an app but he can’t sell ads

Can’t sell ads!
Gross and bad!
Must be Elon, must be Elon
Must be Elon, Elon Musk!

Who doubles down like he won’t grow up?
Elon doubles down like he won’t grow up!
Who makes cars and his cars blow up?
Elon makes cars and his cars blow up!

Won’t grow up!
Cars blow up!
Can’t sell ads!
Gross and bad!
Must be Elon, must be Elon
Must be Elon, Elon Musk!

Who seems to be an apartheid fash?
Elon seems to be an apartheid fash!
Who flies rockets that rain down trash?
Elon flies rockets that rain down trash!

Apartheid fash!
Rains down trash!
Won’t grow up!
Cars blow up!
Can’t sell ads!
Gross and bad!
Must be Elon, must be Elon
Must be Elon, Elon Musk!

Who made an unsafe fucked up truck?
Elon made an unsafe fucked up truck!
Who made a pretty fun website suck?
Elon made a pretty fun website suck!

Fucked up truck!
Website sucks!
Apartheid fash!
Rains down trash!
Won’t grow up!
Cars blow up!
Can’t sell ads!
Gross and bad!
Must be Elon, must be Elon
Must be Elon, Elon Musk!

Whose favorite sex bribe is a horse?
Elon’s favorite sex bribe is a horse!
Who acts out cause he’s so divorced?
Elon acts out cause he’s so divorced!

Sex bribe horse!
So divorced!
Fucked up truck!
Website sucks!
Apartheid fash!
Rains down trash!
Won’t grow up!
Cars blow up!
Can’t sell ads!
Gross and bad!
Must be Elon, must be Elon
Must be Elon, Elon Musk!

Who can’t meme so he overbids?
Elon can’t meme so he overbids!
Who loves eugenics but avoids his kids?
Elon loves eugenics but avoids his kids!

Overbids!
Avoids his kids!
Sex bribe horse!
So divorced!
Fucked up truck!
Website sucks!
Apartheid fash!
Rains down trash!
Won’t grow up!
Cars blow up!
Can’t sell ads!
Gross and bad!
Must be Elon, must be Elon
Must be Elon, Elon Musk!

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from Steal These Presents!, released December 18, 2023

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